Mike Switzer points out a great new way to amuse yourself on the web. It's called Googlism, and it basically uses Google search results to suck out a series of more or less sensible phrases that can be applied to the given query. Try it, put in your own name.
It's just the sort of unintentional poetry you might find from the likes of Donald Rumsfeld. I think my favorites are the ones about George Bush and cameltoe. What's your favorite?