Varley, 31, even bought a Wiimote at a Toys 'R Us store for a system he doesn't yet own.
Update: apparently the version I linked to above wasn't the final version of the story, and was accidentally linked on their Austin360 site. Here's the real version.
In other news, Uberjam and I spent the weekend in Beaumont with her folks, and had a great time. We brought Emmet the Dragon:
And met our new dog-in-law, Ranger:
Good times were had by all. (Except for the squirrels the Emmet treed ... but I guess they have to fend for themselves.)