Oops, almost forgot today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrr! Here be a repost of me original poste:

Shiver me timbers! In addition to bein' with me own mateys this night, I wish I could see Hilarrrrrrrrrry Sloan tonight at ye olde West Alabama Ice House. Perhaps I'll get to sail over there in my carrrrrr before my gig. Arr.

OK, talking like a pirate is harder than it seems. I'll keep working on it. I guess I could always break down and use the English to Pirate translator.