Happy news: I'm now officially a Longhorn! I've been accepted to UT Austin's Masters Program in Software Engineering.
And this despite never having taken any CS classes in my undergraduate career. Guess all those years in the coding trenches count for something after all. It's a program geared towards working professionals, so I'll still be working full time and going to classes one weekend a month.
Hopefully the first class will be on how to be awake for 34 hours a day.